I haven’t really the time or inclination to explain to non-British Isles readers who Jedward are, but I’ve kindly linked you to their Wikipedia page so you can research it for yourselves.
What I will say is that they’re so bad they’re good and they may have been a love/hate Marmite pair but now they’re representing Ireland in the Eurovision song contest (which is tonight) and I think most of the country is standing firmly behind them. So much so, it would seem, that I was sent this absolutely brilliant ad from today’s paper.
I’m attending a Eurovision party tonight and my friend and I are going as Jedward. I’m looking forward to it far too much.